December 2009
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The Top 10 Things I Learned in 2009
10. Never buy a boyfriend of less than a year an expensive mattress pad. Minus $80 and he’s probably banging someone else on it right now.
9. Polymer clay and toaster ovens at 350*F do not mix.
8. Cars should always be put in park before pulling out the keys- because I missed this the first time in 2006.
7. Most people’s joints don’t chronically dislocate. And when I say...
The One Week Digital Cleanse
jhnmyr:
Mention to anyone with computer savvy that your laptop has somehow gotten slower over recent months and they’ll ask you the same thing: “have you defragmented your hard drive?” Defragmenting works by taking small slivers of information stored in various locations and consolidating them so that they’re in the same place on the drive and thus easier to access in larger chunks. Hard drive...
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Ten Words You Need To Stop Misspelling →
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“Relying on email to maintain friendships will only further this downward spiral,...”
– John Freeman, The Tyranny of Email
“Now is the winter of our discontent…”
– Shakespeare
“But the boundlessness of the Internet always runs into the hard fact of our...”
– John Freeman, The Tyranny of Email
Love is laying next to a warm body and admiring the breath in it. Even if it’s your dog.
No matter what happens, I will never understand Previous Page, Next Page. I think there should be a law requiring all pages to adopt the Older/Newer jargon.
“Found great happiness in insignificant details.”
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i need to do some kind of naked event/competition.
While anti-depressants have generally been a godsend, the problem is that they create this huge confusion of “Am I genuinely sad right now for a good reason or do I just need a bigger pill?”
I’ve been on this one for two years, and while I generally feel good, I have always had the same sadness, the constant feeling of _____ ? _____. And it always creates this huge...
“Did you know that for pretty much the entire history of the human species, the...”
– John Green (Paper Towns)
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(via quote-book)
“Be thankful for your good health because you can’t buy it nor does it come gift...”
– Sara Wayland
RIP. Sara, you will be missed.
(via kari-shma)
I got a flip. My life is complete.
“Unrequited Christmas. Enter: mild depression.”
– Yours Truly
“Hating the holidays is about always being the person wishing that the person you...”
– Me, I would know. I’m experienced with this sort of thing.
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