January 2010
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Finally, a Subway Masturbator Who Stands Up for... →
Jan 31st
Re: This is why online dating is creepy
My response: “Dear Sir, I suggest you start hitting on women your own age. My upper most age limit is 31… and when you were 31 I was four. Pedophilia is creepy. Have a nice day! -Alyssa” And if you think I didn’t send that then you obviously don’t know me. tickled: “Caught your intriguing bio and photo while surfing………would love to chat…….or flirt…….or...
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This is why online dating is creepy
“Caught your intriguing bio and photo while surfing………would love to chat…….or flirt…….or more………….e mail or wink if the mood strikes and you have a passion for New York men with dangerously blue eyes……..ciao!” Oh… by the way he’s 49. My uppermost age limit is listed at 31 as I am only TWENTY TWO.
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“Life is great. Don’t let circumstances and society fool you into believing it’s...”
– Adabella Radici (via littlemiss) (via jmsc) (via quote-book)
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Misspelled Tattoos Are So Rock Star Baby! →
(via nowherewithoutyou)
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I GOT A JOB! I GOT A JOB! I GOT A JOB HEY HEY HEY HEY! I swear the economy is picking up. So many people I know are finally getting jobs. Pop bottles!
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“No, no, no, Lisa. If adults don’t like their jobs, they don’t go on strike. They...”
– Homer Simpson (via absurdlakefront)
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Jan 27th
Thoughts On Swimsuits.
Co-Worker: Do you want to look at this Victoria's Secret swimsuit catalogue?
Me: Nah, I don't feel like crying this morning.
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Posting that John Mayer quote might have been the worst thing to ever happen to me. I always thought it’d be cool to have people reblog something crazily but it’s not. My entire homepage is just filled with people liking and reblogging that quote.
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“One, two, three, four, tell me that you love me more.”
– Feist
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Thanks to a text from Sean about Weeds
Nancy: I'm sorry
Shane: For what?
Nancy: You got shot!
Shane: It was bound to happen sooner or later.
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a dramedy via gchat.
him: MEAGHAN.
me: What?
him: Nothing I just miss you.
me: You do not.
him: Okay fine I don't. I'm just feeling super feelingsy today.
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