December 2010
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i need to lose 14lbs. like its not even funny anymore. i can lose 14lbs and still be at my ideal body weight for my height. and i’m not talking about MY ideal body weight, i’m talking about the actual standard optimized body weight like that the doctor tells you. i have rolls!
but first i’m going to finish my snickers cheesecake factory cheesecake, and my strawberry blonde...
WatchThis is adorable! And precisely why I keep my pigs in a plastic baby pool. Inescapable with their short stubby legs.
guineapiggies:
My guinea pigs are currently kept in a long ‘pen’ which is made up of linked gates that slot into each other.
For a while we would notice they had escaped from their pen and wondered how. Well, now we know!
Love how she pushes back the other part of the gate...
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I woke up to a facebook message at 4am from my godfather’s son drunkenly asking me out on a date.
HOW INCESTUOUSly hysterical. He’s cute, but super dumb.
I replied “welcome to the club of drunken men who ask me out at 3am.”
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“I don’t see how you’re strengthening our relationship by being a...”
– A&E, commercial for an upcoming episode of Intervention
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File under amazing but too much informational things that are fun: weighing yourself before and after using the potty. I just lost two pounds. And I’m relatively sure 95% of that was cookies.
win/win!
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I just lowered myself to speed dating.
$40 whole dollars was just deducted from my bank account to do so. GOD HELP ME! These are my reasons for lowering self to said level:
a) online dating is boring/redundant/not working
b) if nothing else, it will make for a great story
c) it was on my bucket list
d) I signed up for a “hot or not” event for attractive singles. This means I subjected myself to being judged to get in,...
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Dear Facebook, it is awkward when you suggest I friend dead people. Please desist.
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“At this point in the episode, things start to get really convoluted and strange....”
– http://thoughtcatalog.com/2010/intervention-rachel-is-addicted-to-heroin-coke-and-artistic-expression/
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“You see, Sophie always goes crazy when she sees squirrels, birds, rodents…...”
– http://thoughtcatalog.com/2010/so-my-dog-is-a-cat-murderer
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Dear Nobody, I miss you. xoxo
Surreal estate...
catalogliving:
Gary and Elaine firmly believe it’s never too early to teach kids about the real world, so they had no choice but to evict Charlotte from her bunk bed condo for being late on her HOA dues.
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true story: it is 1:43am and i have not gone to bed for no particular reason other than i just want to pretend like it’s ok to stay up until 2am. true story: i’m going to HATE MYSELF tomorrow.
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true story: i pick scabs when i am anxious. i’ve been picking this scab on the top of my head for so long and so often lately that i think pretty soon i’m going to get to my brain.
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My childhood friend just got engaged. It’s really fucking mindblowing. I’m having a hard time processing, so we’ll just move on.
This morning Starbucks totally forgot my order like they always do, so instead of giving me the Tall I asked for, they gave me a huge-ass Venti. Thanks, Starbucks, but you’re not helping me! I am very caffeine sensitive! Fifteen minutes later and...
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Life is hard. Here is someone.: mouseblogging. →
This reminds me of that night in college when first I heard the mouse rustling around in the garbage can (I was convinced it was at least as big as a squirrel) and then I turned the light on and waited for it to move, and then it ran from the can to the defunct AC unit on my floor, so then I just shut the light off, only to feel mice running around under my bed knocking into my bed posts. So then...
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