February 2011
37 posts
im developing a serious addiction to pop tarts. today i had two “blueberry muffin” and two “smores”
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January 2011
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There are not enough things to do at 430am. 
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Jan 29th
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I have photos of an anal sex toy on my work desktop computer. That someone photographed and sent to us. Because we didn’t have permission to use another photo, so he took his own photo and sent it to us. Of the sex toy. This is work related. I have to keep it. On my desktop. To save. To put in a book. I’ve been looking at urology related images for the past three images and let me...
Jan 28th
Seagulls and snow is a weird combo. My brain doesn’t know what to do with that.
Jan 28th
Whenever I pass the Bally Total Fitness in jamaica on the train in the morning this one woman is always hula hooping in the studio. I meannnn….you go girl?? ? ? ?
Jan 28th
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Watching Sam and Ron fight on Jersey Shore is like watching my past relationship. SO IRRATIONAL and DYSFUNCTIONAL. Why can’t you guys just get along?
Jan 28th
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My sister’s international thought/text of the day: I dont get why muslim people go shopping. Its not like they can wear the shit anyway
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Oh Godddddddddd
hahahah the tags on this made me laugh heartsmash: Just kill me now. 
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Jan 25th
note to self:
things to make: fur coat made out of teddy bears.
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i see london i see france: i definitely have... →
i think my sister is funnier from other continents. or just in words longer than one sentence or text message. WRITE ON little one. iiseelondoniiseefrance: like you know when people get their arm chopped off they still think they can feel it. well yeah, i’ve got that. let me tell you, it only took me .5 seconds to brush this new hair of mine and a quarter of the amount of shampoo/conditioner....
Jan 21st
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SWEET JESUS IS IT FRIDAY YET. countdown to my possible raise/promotion/less than poverty earning status: possibly 10 days.   countdown to ever having sex again: who the hell knows countback from the last time that happened: like more than a year.  IS IT FRIDAY YET **edit: seriously why am i even alive. WHAT KIND OF LIFE IS THIS.
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