1. Gained at least 10lbs

2. Managed to not throw up from drinking for a whole year, mainly because I stopped drinking

3. Became infatuated with couponing

4. Fell in lust with goat cheese

5. Got a leopard print foot tattoo because I am a leopard print whore

….and more

go shawty- its my birfday, gonna party like…. oh wait, not partying, going to spend 3 hours in chemistry lecture… w00t

I miss college.

So today we had to take a bus to PA for work for some stupid meeting. We went to this college for it’s big meeting room. I went to pee before we left, closed the stall door and saw this. Announcements! The most effective place to put them. It’s the little things.

this- is why i went to villanova. crafty and dedicated.