Tickled.
In memory of Amy Winehouse, responsible for my most fun Halloween ever.

In memory of Amy Winehouse, responsible for my most fun Halloween ever.

Dear Facebook, it is awkward when you suggest I friend dead people. Please desist.

RIP MACBOOK

My laptop died for inexplicable reasons. I’m making a genius bar appointment and I have never been crankier in my entire life.

Of course I never backed anything up so I essentially lost 60% of whatever was on there that was not already uploaded to the internets somewhere.

DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH.

Poet Hart Crane committed suicide by drowning. While on a steamship, he bid his fellow passengers farewell and jumped overboard.

Wow. That is badass. Note to self: do that.