1. Gained at least 10lbs
2. Managed to not throw up from drinking for a whole year, mainly because I stopped drinking
3. Became infatuated with couponing
4. Fell in lust with goat cheese
5. Got a leopard print foot tattoo because I am a leopard print whore
go shawty- its my birfday, gonna party like…. oh wait, not partying, going to spend 3 hours in chemistry lecture… w00t
i find that i am now too impatient to dunk my oreos in milk, but rather bite half and simultaneously gulp some milk. maybe i should slow down a little.
favorite food ever. on earth.
Things are obviously tense around the office.
This excites me.
edit: did i forget to mention this is right next to my office?
ah, chocolate chip bread. an international food group. chocolate chips know no boundaries.
NOM NOM NOOOOMM. addicted to these brioche rolls (WITH CHOCOLATE CHIPS)
i need to lose 14lbs. like its not even funny anymore. i can lose 14lbs and still be at my ideal body weight for my height. and i’m not talking about MY ideal body weight, i’m talking about the actual standard optimized body weight like that the doctor tells you. i have rolls!
but first i’m going to finish my snickers cheesecake factory cheesecake, and my strawberry blonde coldstone in the fridge.
true life- i eat my feelings.
true life- i need to find a therapist stat.
my mom set the toaster for 25 minutes. I saved our house with 15 minutes left on the timer. it was smoking. she’s not allowed to use appliances anymore.
Spotted at the deli buffet. Horrifying.
The stinkbug, for instance, which Prof David Gracer describes as bitter and herby… a cross between kale and cilantro.
macro makes everything look gorgeous