1. Gained at least 10lbs

2. Managed to not throw up from drinking for a whole year, mainly because I stopped drinking

3. Became infatuated with couponing

4. Fell in lust with goat cheese

5. Got a leopard print foot tattoo because I am a leopard print whore

….and more

go shawty- its my birfday, gonna party like…. oh wait, not partying, going to spend 3 hours in chemistry lecture… w00t

just another act of mischief. no big deal.

He’s so special.

Don’t mind if I sit on you

i’m so excited that it’s may 20th and after today i’ll never have to look at these signs ever again, EITHER WAY.

Are u sure I can’t have any?

Fuckin puppy sneakers!

Things are obviously tense around the office.

I miss college.

So today we had to take a bus to PA for work for some stupid meeting. We went to this college for it’s big meeting room. I went to pee before we left, closed the stall door and saw this. Announcements! The most effective place to put them. It’s the little things.

How festive, ny sludge

sooo my sister has been in London for 7 weeks. So ive replaced her with this enormous teddy bear. today i tried to wake her up. she told me to get out.

strategically placed guinea pig skin tag.