i’m going to waste my money on the subway even when it’s nice enough to walk just to sit on this shuttle again.

i love this. its so cute and fun. and she has a wonderful voice. i could listen to it all day. it’s so vintage 40’s sounding.

Home is where ever I’m with you.

Epiphany: more black people should figure skate. This is kind of amazing. Not to mention she’s 7.

katy perry is killing at life. i like her so much more after having watched this.

http://www.etsy.com/listing/50342969/reduced-to-sell-gaga-flipping-the-bird

$14! just do it.

So there’s this new Enrique and Ludacris song (i think) and these are the lyrics I’ve been singing and thought were so amazing:

So here’s the situation, Bitch you every nation,

When in reality I just realized they are:

So here’s the situation, Been to every nation

Bottom line: mine are better.

-eaten discontinued banana nut rice cakes that expired in 2001

-discovered that said rice cakes expired in 2001 and been more upset about the fact that I only have half a package left of said flavor for all eternity

-threw up on my way to work but was ecstatic that I did not throw up on myself like last time

-discovered that I was wearing the exact same sweater as the last time I threw up on myself on the way to work… the only two times I’ve ever worn said sweater

-transported pet sugar glider to work, then to dc via subway and bolt bus for a weekend trip. pet sugar glider required more shit and swag than I did.

-outknowledged a DC zoo volunteer about animals

-OD’d on claritin, tylenol cold, afrin, and chlorasceptic spray in order to be functional at work

-recieved the ukulele that I ordered from amazon. Strummed a little

-recieved the 3 crochet/knitting small stuffed animals books from amazon. I know not how to crochet and or knit small animals.

-had to go on a wild goose chase in nyc for scrambled eggs at 2pm for book author at her photo shoot whilst one of her eyes was swollen shut… this was for the book cover

-failed to start/finish/deliever 3 book covers to printer due to the fact that the entire server went down for the entire company

…Remind me why I don’t blog anymore?

I’ve been watching Marie Antionette way too much and listening to the soundtrack at work and I love this song.

ughhhh well since I can’t get it to work it’s “Kings of the Wild Frontier” by Adam and the Ants. Download it.

My itouch made me the best genius playlist off of “under pressure” by queen. I’m bobbing and swaying my head on the train, can’t help it. I just wanna go home, blast this playlist, rip off my clothes and dance around in my underwear.

this is why i love my life

Rumor has it this is Gabourney Sidebee or however the hell you spell it’s mom. But more importantly, another reason why I love new york.