http://aimlesslastwords.com/2011/11/18/when-did-i-turn-into-an-eater-of-grown-up-foods/

I have photos of an anal sex toy on my work desktop computer. That someone photographed and sent to us. Because we didn’t have permission to use another photo, so he took his own photo and sent it to us. Of the sex toy. This is work related. I have to keep it. On my desktop. To save. To put in a book.

I’ve been looking at urology related images for the past three images and let me just tell you, I AM SCARRED FOR LIFE AND I NEED A DRINK.

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SWEET JESUS IS IT FRIDAY YET.

countdown to my possible raise/promotion/less than poverty earning status: possibly 10 days.  

countdown to ever having sex again: who the hell knows

countback from the last time that happened: like more than a year. 

IS IT FRIDAY YET

**edit: seriously why am i even alive. WHAT KIND OF LIFE IS THIS.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! get em gurrrrrl

The fact that Trojan only makes really two kinds of magnums is discrimination, quite frankly. A huge injustice to all well endowed men and their partners. Just a thought.

so funny